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Two faced

When someone acts a certain way with you like in front of their friends but a different way with you and them alone. Two faced: Acting one way with people and acting a totally different way with other friends or people. You're two-faced if you swear at school and act all badass but then at home, you are sweet and don't swear at all. LOL
Me: Ryan is so two-faced.

My friend: Right! He called me a jack ass but he wouldn't dare look me in the eyes and say that to me at school, but he will do it behind a screen where he feels safe.

Me: BASIC two faced bitch. Period.

My friend: He wouldn't say that at school but he has the nerve to say it online.

"With 2-Faced People, It's hard to choose what face to slap first"
by Tea's ready bitch June 15, 2019
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Two Player

The act of two individuals having hard core sex, no matter the position usually being extremely pleasurable.
Damn bro, me and Scralett played Two Player last night on top of the roof and I had her ass shaking fr
by KNG RCK July 31, 2019
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the dirty two

Verb; simultaneous boob honking and blowjob.
by MandM Productions November 20, 2019
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two sider

A woman who looks hot as fuck from behind, but when you see the front she's ugly as fuck.

Kinda like a butter face but you can say this in front of the person.
damn did you see that chicks ass she's hot! Nah man she's a two sider.
by ChiekKief May 27, 2014
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one or the two

When something is between two choices or both.
I can't choose what gender I want to be, I'm thinking boy or girl...it's a one or the two kind of thing.
by kkbb April 28, 2019
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Two for Forty

When two strippers are fighting over you at the club for a $20 lap dance and you don't want to be rude and you think fuck it lets do both at once.
Chris couldn't work out which stripper to get a lappy from. He pondered should I take Jade or Jaguar? Fuck it two for forty.

If you're horny, let's do it
Two for forty
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
by baggers October 6, 2017
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Two weeker

Someone that you just started hearing about and now suddenly you see them everywhere and hear their name a lot but it’s like they hadn’t existed before the past two weeks
Who the fuck even is she?” “Oh she’s the new two weeker” or “where did they even come from?” “Who knows, I keep hearing about them too”
by MechanicSchool2251 March 4, 2018
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