Tub and tail

To take a shower or bath before sex.

Tub and tail is good etiquette

by Chaffed February 4, 2025

Hot tub

A magical place of extreme euphoria, where Chris is not allowed to go.

Chris tried to sneak into the hot tub without asking and he instantly vanished, never to be seen again.

by Hot tub owner April 4, 2024

Tub Snapper

Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and snaps at the bubbles . A classic 5150, the Tub Snapper is an endangered species and should be released if caught. This person is not good for eating and as the name suggests,n they snap (at more than just their own farts).

Have you met Ryan, yet? That guy is such a Tub Snapper.

by Murphykidd112 June 19, 2025

Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

by Nat R. September 6, 2023

porcelain tub

Porcelain Tub. The rarest of all female asses that utterly confuses men of all races and religions. Like a porcelain tub it is very large, very hard, and very smooth. It is also known for its ability to stand up to a lot of abuse (durable) and retain heat similar to a porcelain tub. Female porcelain tubs have been known to induce psychosis especially in african-american or latino men.

Ohhh shiiitttt. Look at that fat ass! Hold up --- that shits not jiggling for shit. That girl got a porcelain tub!

by MONTY1975 April 16, 2017

fart after a tub fart?

(Also known as a Flart) when you fart in the bathtub & a little bit of water gets in your ass. You then get out of the tub & fart in such a way it sounds like a mother-in-law spitty kiss.

"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss

You know like a fart after a tub fart? It's a little moist kiss.

by JohnnySynn January 13, 2023

B W Hot Tub

The act of boiling a kettle, opening it as it's boiling, taking ones trousers down to the ankle level, spreading ones butt cheeks and sitting on top of the kettle. When the water is at optimum temperature and steam is rising, let steam trickle into the sphincter. This will help a lot with your dire constipation.

For sexual act pour fecal water into anus of anal companion...

Oh daddy please pour me a B W Hot Tub ...

by EltonJohnReanalised March 13, 2024