Shit the tub Danny Trejo’s

When you have severe indigestion and your butt is farting without your permission. The urge to shit your pants is so bad but you’re using every bit of effort to hold it back. When you decide to release the demon, it sounds like pouring salsa into water. And when you look into the toilet from what you gave birth to, it looks like Danny Trejo’s face.

Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 December 28, 2024

tub of cum

when you accedentaly fill our bath tub full of cum

dang it! i filled my bath tub of cum

by chungusmemes March 14, 2023

alaskan tub birth

give birth in a tub of your partners shit

wow that alaskan tub birth made me horny!

by ponyjar November 25, 2022

Hot tub

A time machine

Quickly to the hot tub

by Count Hellsing March 4, 2021

Tubbed

Lights. Camera. Blackout.
When an individual is past the functioning blackout phase of drinking.

“Dude, Steve and Stacy were tubbed last night. I found them passed out in a bush.”

“Let’s get tubbed tonight.”

by skankysteve10 June 17, 2021

Hinckley Hot Tub

Hinckley hot tub. A standard hot tub, periodically topped up by sweat and piss generated by own-brand supermarket lager.
A favourite leisure activity some parts of Leicestershire.

I can't be bothered to get out of the hot tub for a piss.
Never mind mate, do it in the tub we're all friends! Make it a Hinckley hot tub.

by MDP SUPREMO July 19, 2022

whole ice cream tub

whole ice cream tub......a personal problem that will require attention and indulgence

counsellor: man that's some girlfriend/boyfriend problem...that's a whole ice cream tub

by Joneeko March 16, 2020