N. A large, ugly female that usually cohabitates with smaller, more attractive female companions. The battle troll is typically a hairy mouth-breather that is a backup offensive guard for the local university's football team. A battle troll will become larger, uglier and hairer the more you drink. The heinous cackle of a battle troll will make any virile young man's testicles retreat into the stomach for safety.
She will never procreate because her vagina looks like a gorilla salad.
She will never procreate because her vagina looks like a gorilla salad.
Gertrudle, the local battle troll has fat rolls that spill over the bar stool, protecting her attractive friends in a force field of repugnance.
by Pardovich July 23, 2008
Get the battle trollmug. eg:
Troll Physics - How to travel at the speed of light:
Step 1: get car
Step 2: attach flashlight to back
Step 3: when you turn on the flashlight, the car will travel at the speed of light
Step 4: u jelly, slowfags?
Troll Physics - How to travel at the speed of light:
Step 1: get car
Step 2: attach flashlight to back
Step 3: when you turn on the flashlight, the car will travel at the speed of light
Step 4: u jelly, slowfags?
by lego t-s October 31, 2011
Get the Troll Physicsmug. This is technically not a troll, but someone who claims to be trolling when saying or posting something that is objectively offensive and consequently is called out. Whether they claim trolling or not depends on whether they are called out.
Person 1: *posts something racist about Mexico*
Person 2: That's racist, dude.
Person 3: Wooooow such racist, very bigot
Person 1: I'm just TROLLING you fucking idiots jesus know what a joke is
Person 2: More like a Schrödinger's Troll.
Person 2: That's racist, dude.
Person 3: Wooooow such racist, very bigot
Person 1: I'm just TROLLING you fucking idiots jesus know what a joke is
Person 2: More like a Schrödinger's Troll.
by TheDuckyOne May 18, 2016
Get the schrödinger's trollmug. trolls who works for the Israeli government to pink-wash , spread propaganda and defend Israel aggression against the Palestinians .
"Shut up, Hasbara Troll" used when the troll start denying the Nakba and say "Palestinian kids are human shield " when ever the IDF shot one
by almostdaad March 5, 2022
Get the Hasbara trollmug. Scanning the nightlife scene for some hot-ass stranger to hook up with. Though, the more you drink, the less the "hot-ass" stipulation matters, and the more likely you'll settle for a gargoyle-like creature. It's science.
by drok n roll January 20, 2010
Get the Trolling for Strangemug. Susan put lipstick on her vag to make sure Gerald knew that she had given him troll kisses while he was sleeping.
by lovelyXassassin January 9, 2010
Get the troll kissesmug. A nasty girl (ie. busted face, bloated midriff etc...) who goes to parties, waits till normally self-respecting guys get drunk, and attempts to hook up with them.
by rick March 28, 2005
Get the keg trollmug.