N. A large, ugly female that usually cohabitates with smaller, more attractive female companions. The battle troll is typically a hairy mouth-breather that is a backup offensive guard for the local university's football team. A battle troll will become larger, uglier and hairer the more you drink. The heinous cackle of a battle troll will make any virile young man's testicles retreat into the stomach for safety.
She will never procreate because her vagina looks like a gorilla salad.
She will never procreate because her vagina looks like a gorilla salad.
Gertrudle, the local battle troll has fat rolls that spill over the bar stool, protecting her attractive friends in a force field of repugnance.
by Pardovich October 23, 2005
This is technically not a troll, but someone who claims to be trolling when saying or posting something that is objectively offensive and consequently is called out. Whether they claim trolling or not depends on whether they are called out.
Person 1: *posts something racist about Mexico*
Person 2: That's racist, dude.
Person 3: Wooooow such racist, very bigot
Person 1: I'm just TROLLING you fucking idiots jesus know what a joke is
Person 2: More like a Schrödinger's Troll.
Person 2: That's racist, dude.
Person 3: Wooooow such racist, very bigot
Person 1: I'm just TROLLING you fucking idiots jesus know what a joke is
Person 2: More like a Schrödinger's Troll.
by TheDuckyOne May 18, 2016
eg:
Troll Physics - How to travel at the speed of light:
Step 1: get car
Step 2: attach flashlight to back
Step 3: when you turn on the flashlight, the car will travel at the speed of light
Step 4: u jelly, slowfags?
Troll Physics - How to travel at the speed of light:
Step 1: get car
Step 2: attach flashlight to back
Step 3: when you turn on the flashlight, the car will travel at the speed of light
Step 4: u jelly, slowfags?
by lego t-s October 31, 2011
trolls who works for the Israeli government to pink-wash , spread propaganda and defend Israel aggression against the Palestinians .
"Shut up, Hasbara Troll" used when the troll start denying the Nakba and say "Palestinian kids are human shield " when ever the IDF shot one
by almostdaad March 05, 2022
Scanning the nightlife scene for some hot-ass stranger to hook up with. Though, the more you drink, the less the "hot-ass" stipulation matters, and the more likely you'll settle for a gargoyle-like creature. It's science.
by drok n roll January 20, 2010
Susan put lipstick on her vag to make sure Gerald knew that she had given him troll kisses while he was sleeping.
by lovelyXassassin January 09, 2010
choke a troll = smoke a bowl. used to try and sound unsuspicious around teachers/cops/authority figures. probably doesnt work, but its a good way to confuse people. "Poke a mole" also works. i guess anything that rhymes with smoke a bowl.
stoner 1-"want to go choke a troll in between some garages during lunch?"
stoner 2-"do i want to what?"
stoner1-"cmon, you know... chOKE a trOLL"
stoner2-"uhhhhmmm, yeah. sure."
stoner 2-"do i want to what?"
stoner1-"cmon, you know... chOKE a trOLL"
stoner2-"uhhhhmmm, yeah. sure."
by ja-dangdangdingalingadoomdoom August 31, 2009