dummy touch

To touch one's penis on other people's belongings without their knowledge.

Dave dummy touched his neighbor's toothbrush while using their bathroom

by Tripod526 April 30, 2021

Sadim Touch

The Opposite of Midas Touch

Larry has the sadim touch, everything he works on turns to shit.

by Mjones1955 July 9, 2022

taha touches hahas

What do you think

You know taha touches hahas

by Piquemnm12 November 5, 2022

Tony's touch

Adding exaggerations to or inflating a story to make it sound interesting.
From the celebrity Tony Montana who was know for his exaggerations.

True story: John tripped over a rock last night.
Tony's touch: John was walking down the street last night when a saw a bullet flying towards him and, while trying to dodge it, sees a cat beside his right foot and trips over it, dodging a oncoming car while falling.

by DPKM September 23, 2011

im gonna touch an guitar in your head

complete nonsense

Eric: You're drunk, go home.
Javier: JFIF, *burp* you home, go drun- *burp* im gonna touch an guitar in your head you *dies*
Eric: o ok

by aaronehhh July 31, 2016

Lil Titty toucher

A kid Soundcloud that use to make beats but now raps. Mostly raps with another Soundcloud kid named Lil Clout.

Did you hear Lil Titty Toucher's new hot track he dropped last night?

by imnotreallyheretomakenames October 14, 2017

PEE PEE TOUCHER

Child molester that enjoys touching little boys “pee pee’s”. Also known as a CHOMO short for child molester.

watch out for that guy in the van with a mustache he’s a pee pee toucher.

by BigTony89 March 2, 2020