Sticking two pieces of toast in someones ass, cumming in it, letting it get hot and when its toasted you slap the persons ass so hard the toast shoots out
Jake: "hey Bro that missisipi toaster was lit"
James "yeah man that shit was great at the bar mitzvah when it shot out"
Jake "yeah it was
James "yeah man that shit was great at the bar mitzvah when it shot out"
Jake "yeah it was
by Thebellybuttonmaster March 14, 2025
Get the Missisipi toastermug. I have a rather large wager with guy down pub. Over several large sherbets I bet I him that I can have a new term enter the general lexicon. Thus I offer you…
Toaster.
As an alternative description for a popular electric motor car. Not only do they make you feel like you are driving a kitchen appliance, but you ARE gonna end up as toast, burnt toast
Toaster.
As an alternative description for a popular electric motor car. Not only do they make you feel like you are driving a kitchen appliance, but you ARE gonna end up as toast, burnt toast
I say, old chap , I see you’ve traded in the Rangie for a Toaster. You got your asbestos pants on, old chap?
by Roddel January 18, 2024
Get the Toastermug. don't touch my szechuan sauce you toaster !
by deskglobe April 6, 2022
Get the toastermug. A tiny person who has been dubbed "anne" because she is annorexic and she is looked doWn by tall people
by A Man Who Knows His Shit January 29, 2017
Get the Tori the toastermug. by Toaster swimmer June 22, 2017
Get the Toastermug. Saying that you would go out of your way to do something for someone. If someone is struggling or you care deeply about someone, this is what to say.
P1: Hey...my mother hasnt been doing so well
P2: Tell me what she needs, I'll reach over the toaster for her.
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P1: What do you promise me?
P2: I will always be reaching over the toaster for you, even if you make me mad.
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P1: Why'd you two break up?
P2: I was sick of reaching over the toaster for her. All she did was keep begging for more. At that point, it wasn't reaching over the toaster, it was prison.
P2: Tell me what she needs, I'll reach over the toaster for her.
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P1: What do you promise me?
P2: I will always be reaching over the toaster for you, even if you make me mad.
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P1: Why'd you two break up?
P2: I was sick of reaching over the toaster for her. All she did was keep begging for more. At that point, it wasn't reaching over the toaster, it was prison.
by imapizzatrash May 21, 2018
Get the Reaching over the toastermug. Something, normally an electronic device, that runs slowly and heats up. It gets warm enough where you can toast bread on it.
Friend: *Sends video*
Verd: Sorry could you send me that video over email? My toaster phone can only view videos in 2 pixel quality.
Verd: Sorry could you send me that video over email? My toaster phone can only view videos in 2 pixel quality.
by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024
Get the Toastermug.