Shane

The process of putting your choose on the wrong way on purpose and running a marathon.

"How'd he break his ankles?"
"Oh, he pulled a Shane"

by eggswithnosalt April 12, 2022

Shane Dawson

An icon, who slays at life and is a king

Who is Shane Dawson?
Tf is wrong with you

by yeeyeeyeeyeeyeeyee December 16, 2018

Shane DeVerse

He might not be the hottest man on earth unlike nicholas white but he is an absolute god in bed, he will rock your night like no other.

Man Shane DeVerse is fucking insane in bed like fuckkkkkkk I’m a little sore but I’m a good way yah know?

by Big tiddie boi April 23, 2020

Shane

A term used to identify someone who hates their birth name. This person typically likes purple SUVs, has 20 children (all girls) and smells decaying rabbit fecal matter.

Come on man... Don't be a freaking Shane, everyone knows your name is Chris.

by thefunkyfeelone August 29, 2019

Shane

"He who carries the weight of the world; the one with eternal sadness"
- Joshua 10:13

"Shane; He who carries the weight of the world; the one with eternal sadness"

by Somerandogirl432 September 10, 2021

Chain Shane

created by ysabellon. a TRUE CHAIN SHANE!

"OMG I WANNA BE LIKE CHAIN SHANE!!!!!!!!"
"MEEEEE TOOOOOO"

by OH_MY_SHOOT!!!!!! March 14, 2023

Shane

The name of the most amazing person I have ever met! The most amazing person anyone could be so lucky to meet. He knows exactly what to say and do in intense and dangerous situations, and makes it look easy. He’s very handsome, has the thickest thighs, XXXL hands, big ol bubble but, and the biggest heart you’d ever seen! Very intelligent, but gets very little credit for how much he knows. Incredibly selfless and generous, regardless of what’s going on in his life. The best protector, boy friend, BFF, coach, tutor, father, “step dad Gary” to my 3 girls, and is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I wish I had met him sooner! Very patient with woman he’s dating, even if they’re self destructive, and look for ways to break up. Very loyal and trustworthy, willing to help anyone, anytime, anyplace. He knows how to make everything feel special. And when the women he’s dating really get out of line, he doesn’t hesitate to put them over his knee, and give them a hard, well deserved spanking, that I know I desired more than my next five minutes of oxygen. My only complaint about Shane is that he didn’t spank me often enough, hard enough, or long enough. He knows how to make you feel desired without sex, but when he does, it’s pure bliss!

I should’ve listened to Shane since day 1!!! Without him, I feel like I’m suffocating!

by Incompetent December 10, 2020