Thunder Cunt

A rich female authoritarian despot who lives like royalty, has a grating voice, complains, wags her fat little finger at her “subjects”, and enjoys destroying state economies.

I can’t stand watching the weekly briefings from the governor of New Mexico because she is a Thunder Cunt.

by Entirely Over It October 30, 2020

thunder jack

When you jackoff during a storm and finish after lightning strikes.

"Dude, it was pouring so hard last night I almost couldn't tell if I was able to do a thunder jack."

by Ponyboymlp April 22, 2016

Celtic Thunder

When an Irish woman, crushes your skull with her thighs, whilst you are performing oral sex on her.

Me: I was eating Nora out, and she almost gave me a Celtic Thunder!

by Dominic Pacheco August 17, 2019

Thunder Chunder

When you ejaculate and diarrhea at the same time. The spasm (thunder) of both, normally due to sex after taco bell, is enough to break vertebrae and permanently disable.

You all hear ole Timmy got hemmed up? Damn Thunder Chunder done broke his back in 2 places..

by Squatchrider December 11, 2017

thunder thighs

a word used when a female has large thighs.

damn those are some big ass thunder thighs .

by big booty hoeez May 18, 2016

thunder thighs

when a chick's booty is so fat her thighs look like canons of muscle that could choke a horse. men are initially attracted because of the hourglass effect but once she gets naked you realize you're really just having sex with an enormous woman.

chick thinks she's hot but truth is no one wants those 50 pound thunder thighs. god damn woman put down the chicken wings and eat a salad.

by summer_ass_cheese August 28, 2022

Thunder Bang

Its when you fuck someone so hard, that the impact of your bodies against each others makes a loud thunderous sound

Timmy: Suzy and I thunder banged last night and the neighbors got freaked out, they thought there was a storm coming.
Ben: THAT LOUD NOISE WAS YOU TWO?

by Voidaid September 7, 2016