spank my hand

Give me a high five

Great job, man! Spank my hand!

by Tcube July 28, 2017

Spank out a batch

The act of pleasuring oneself to climax in order to release seminal fluid.

"I'm gonna sit here and spank out a batch/when Scooter and the Big Man bust this city in half"

- Bruce Springsteen, Tenth Avenue Freeze Out

by batchspanker411 August 11, 2013

Sir Spanks-a-lot

A man who engages in the act of spanking often.

She loved that her man was a real Sir Spanks-a-lot .

by Shreddesaurous April 27, 2009

Alaskan Spank Tank

This occurs when you hit an elderly woman from behind as her oxygen tank slowly leaks into your butt causing a relaspe. This is also known as Jackass 4.

The other day i boned this lady so hard and gaver her the ol alaskan spank tank!

by Donald Trumps Guilty Pleasure July 30, 2016

Hammer Spank

When you oil up someone’s ass and spank it with the force of 1000 jet engines which then knocks the person unconscious giving you time to do whatever you want to them.

Isaac just Hammer Spanked storm so goddamn hard.

by Isaac fucked storm June 2, 2018

Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by pishtank April 7, 2008

spank your monkey

when a female masturbates

Did he watch you spank your monkey.

by Capn A Hole July 20, 2008