totally rooted

Australian slang, to be so shit faced you can hardly move or funtion . To make a total cunt of yourself whilst blind drunk or stoned.
Davo said:Bill died last night drowned in his own vomit
Mick said: no wonder he was "totally rooted"
by mickeeey June 22, 2009
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Ghetto Root

Oh no that Ghetto Root is throwing a temper.
There's a Ghetto Root swearing, throwing up gang signs, and taking his shirt off in the parking lot.
That Ghetto Root claps Everytime he talks.
by Red Android June 01, 2018
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Hank's Root Beer

The best freakin' soda for any Eastie Beasty out there. Plus I know the guy (or my rockin friend Liam does) so I can get us hooked up!
Have you guy's ever heard of Hank's Root Beer?! It's so good and I actually know the owner.
by Meatcringe February 24, 2021
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Root lapper

One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.
My current girlfriend is the best root lapper I've shafted.
by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021
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Schrödinger’s Root

When you ask a chick to hook up on Snapchat, the answer is both no and yes at the same time before the snap is opened
Oi mate, what’s goin on with that chick you met on Saturday? Did she say yes?

No clue bro I’m too scared to open the snap, it’s Schrödinger’s root
by HellaBread September 18, 2022
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