Funniest people alive. There are three types of band geeks- 1) the annoying band geeks- the kid who thinks he knows anything and everything when in reality, he's just a dumbass who sits in the back and figures out how to beat every brain puzzle known to man, 2) the completely dedicated band geek- the two or three kids that show up to fundraisers and all marching shows early, either because they have to, they want to, or they're overly-obsessed with the band and want to be drum major their senior year. The third type of band geek is the normal musical kid. These kids are the bomb-shnizzle-tits. They are completely normal outside ban most of the time, but they understand all the band jokes. You always want to be around these kids because they're so chill, and they make everyday better. They show up to all band functions and help along, and then they go home and do what normal people do. They don't make weird band references every five minutes and they know when a band reference is/isn't appropriate. They're the best people to hang out with.
*Band wanna-bes- the kids that brag about band when they're in it, and complain about the director if they get kicked out. They do dirty things in the back of the bus and make dirty band references all the time and don't understand music. Whores in band uniforms, basically. Do not consider them band geeks. They're a shame on all band geeks.
*Band wanna-bes- the kids that brag about band when they're in it, and complain about the director if they get kicked out. They do dirty things in the back of the bus and make dirty band references all the time and don't understand music. Whores in band uniforms, basically. Do not consider them band geeks. They're a shame on all band geeks.
Type 1
"Hey did you hear about Jason in band?"
"Yeah, he figured out how to solve a Rubik's cube. For the millionth time."
Type 2
"What happened at the-"
"The car wash? I helped set up, then i washed like, fourteen cars, then you all left and I helped clean up."
"Okay, I meant, how-"
"Much money did we earn? Well, afterwards we were..."
"damn band geeks."
Type 3
"How's band?"
"Eh, can't complain. I was wondering, after the game, do you want to go hang out at McDonald's? I kind of want to show you this video of a monkey, and they got free wifi over there..."
Band Wanna-bes
"Hey guys, this one time at band camp, I was fucking-"
"NO." (Covers his/her mouth)
"Hey did you hear about Jason in band?"
"Yeah, he figured out how to solve a Rubik's cube. For the millionth time."
Type 2
"What happened at the-"
"The car wash? I helped set up, then i washed like, fourteen cars, then you all left and I helped clean up."
"Okay, I meant, how-"
"Much money did we earn? Well, afterwards we were..."
"damn band geeks."
Type 3
"How's band?"
"Eh, can't complain. I was wondering, after the game, do you want to go hang out at McDonald's? I kind of want to show you this video of a monkey, and they got free wifi over there..."
Band Wanna-bes
"Hey guys, this one time at band camp, I was fucking-"
"NO." (Covers his/her mouth)
by bomb-shnizzle-tits June 10, 2013
A tweakers unit of measure. Used to give an unsure estimate for the amount of time it takes a tweaker to accomplish something. It could be 1 minute, 1 hour, 1 day, 1 week, etc.
Q: How long is it going to take for you to change that tire?
A: At this rate its probably going to take a geeks night to get it done.
A: At this rate its probably going to take a geeks night to get it done.
by RookieBobby February 02, 2021
I just binged all of my childhood cartoons from the 90s and recovered my old radio from the 80s! I'm such a disco geek
by aboynamedmarty December 29, 2017
A game geek is someone who will sleep for 12 hours a day and eat pizza rolls while they game with their virtual friends.
by Justaboywithadream December 22, 2017
A way to describe oneself or someone else who has an abundance of knowledge on a topic of nerdy nature.
Generally a lover of quaint things such as quiche and windowsill herbs, uses ‘an understanding of science’ to make food an re creates dishes from their favorite fictional films
A person who gets a glint in their eye when they hear the phrase “are you going to be able to explain that to me?”
They also have their own theme song parodied off a song originally performed by Rick James.
(This Version) is Originated and used by British YouTube Star Mike Huttlestone & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
Generally a lover of quaint things such as quiche and windowsill herbs, uses ‘an understanding of science’ to make food an re creates dishes from their favorite fictional films
A person who gets a glint in their eye when they hear the phrase “are you going to be able to explain that to me?”
They also have their own theme song parodied off a song originally performed by Rick James.
(This Version) is Originated and used by British YouTube Star Mike Huttlestone & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
“Do you laugh at maths jokes?”
“If their clever enough”
“Give me an example”
“What’s so tasty about 1.57?”
“Don’t know”
“It’s half a pie”
“You are a Super-Geek”
“If their clever enough”
“Give me an example”
“What’s so tasty about 1.57?”
“Don’t know”
“It’s half a pie”
“You are a Super-Geek”
by KhaleesiofRivia March 28, 2021
1) An offshoot of the usual techno-geek.
Feral Geek(s) are exactly that, feral, they aren't tame and have a tendency to snark at people.
They usually don't take crap from anyone, and have no problem terrorizing their minions.
(see Dr. McKay from Stargate Atlantis)
2) A fanfiction writer on ff.net for the Stargate Atlantis fandom.
Feral Geek(s) are exactly that, feral, they aren't tame and have a tendency to snark at people.
They usually don't take crap from anyone, and have no problem terrorizing their minions.
(see Dr. McKay from Stargate Atlantis)
2) A fanfiction writer on ff.net for the Stargate Atlantis fandom.
by Aure March 10, 2007
A person of knowledge of any geek related stuff and is associated with having no life, while knowing things that includes anime, video games, comic books, movies, and books.
by Pikachuomega November 08, 2015