Deal with these whores

When chicks are wearing hot outfits and you wanna pound the fuck out of them.

I went to the club and had to go deal with these whores afterwards.

by Donald J Velociraptor February 15, 2023

Deals

can be used in two ways

1. deals -meaning calm or like cool.
2.deals-someone can be deals in the sense they are a calm/chill person

Gs: I just logged into my snap on your phone

Cece: Deals!
or

Ian: why you looking at me like that?
Mercy: Your proper deals lool.

by cecebadb19 October 29, 2019

Deal

The replacement name for something you don’t remember the name of.

"Where did you say the tv remote was, dad?"
"It’s on the deal."*points to coffee table*

by Furrygamer420 May 9, 2020

The Real Deal

An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.

Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.

Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius

'rubs his finger around her kitty

"THIS IS THE REAL DEAL BRO!!!!" '

by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025

deal big

You say that instead of “big deal” - or when you wanna urge someone to take a risk(s).

Homie 1: omg, I forgot my phone at home !
Homie 2: deal big; we ain’t going back to get it…

by crunk_bae24 November 22, 2021

real deal starting line

(n) the actual beginning of legitimacy, which the status quo prefers to bypass, often while pretending to have its basis established in truth regardless

That reference from the Bible where the Savior in it said you can't be His follower unless you give up all you have is the real deal starting line that the whole religion these days just has no regard for.

I know. Nobody wants to run that race from the real deal starting line like they did back in the day, not calling what had been theirs their own any longer, but instead just sharing their heart, soul, and everything else together as one between them all.

by pardonnez-moi de trébucher January 16, 2023

Dealing with people

Go fuck yourself Dr. K I sincerely hope killing this kid is the impetus for your suicide.

Hym "No. I'm tired of dealing with people. If I don't get the money and the credit I'm going to kill a child and myself and I'm not improving anything until I get both."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2024