The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of another, then sits in it and slides back and forth whilst screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer.
After violating honor code curfew, Mahonri had fallen asleep on the couch. To teach him a lesson, Hyrum gave him cougar tracks.
by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021
Get the Cougar Tracksmug. Sex act, where a line of men ejaculate over the head of the person in front of them, until it reaches the “caboose” of the train.
by Allen D. Gram April 18, 2023
Get the Tennessee train trackmug. Moose tracking can mean one of two things
1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.
2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.
2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.
2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
by Herpderp4269 October 17, 2014
Get the moose trackingmug. Said to someone who is giving you a ride or going on a trip and is taking way too long to get ready/leave a parking space/pass by a green light. From Seinfeld where Elaine was waiting for her train to get going when it stopped. Implies that there should be no excuse why you aren't moving.
Why won't this train move! They probably stopped because there's rats on the track!
Go! You could of turned left six times by now! Are there rats on the track or something!
Go! You could of turned left six times by now! Are there rats on the track or something!
by William Braveheart 2.0 July 16, 2010
Get the rats on the trackmug. A girl who only runs track to go to the meets and be a hoe. They often don't come to practice, and only show up to meets to stand on the blocks of men they find attractive, interview people, wear spandex, and take up space
"My girlfriend just signed up for track and field." "Aw shit, you better watch out, shawty gonna turn into a track bunny."
by asianslayer33 February 2, 2025
Get the Track Bunnymug. by kilwinsfam September 17, 2015
Get the Kilwins tracksmug. by Diss God September 1, 2017
Get the shit diss trackmug.