Bent like a shrimp

A Cajun term for being so inebriated that you’re slouched over like a shrimp 🍤

When someone asks you “how drunk are you?”, your reply would be “ma’am I’m bent like a shrimp”

by Gymrat48 February 22, 2020

shrimp dick

big ass fucking dick

wow you have a shrimp dick it's like 7 inches

by percaholiv August 17, 2023

Shrimped

When you are feeling shrimp fried.

Man I'm feeling shrimped rn.

by LilMackin July 28, 2021

Pond Shrimp

Semen

Dude, I sprayed my pond shrimp all over her face last night

by demon_peaches September 21, 2018

Shrimp

A really small, shrivlled up, gross looking penis. Often looks like a shrimp.

Daisy: "Ew scarlett your boyfriend finn has a shrimp"
Scarlett: "omg no ew that's disgusting. I am never going near that thing"

Daisy: "Yeah lol u should dump him"

by Dazy235 March 20, 2021

Shrimp

someone who has a really tiny, shrivelled up, gross looking penis

Lola: "Hey i heard that your boyfriend Finn has a shrimp!"
Abby: "oh gross i didn't know that ima break up with him"

by Dazy235 March 19, 2021

Shrimped

The ultimate mastery of anything.

“Dang bro he isn’t just goated he is Shrimped”

by Muk August 26, 2019