Dirty Meat Rod

When you have anal sex and your partner forgot to wipe their ass and you pull out only to find your dick is covered inanal snot

FuckBuddy 1: Dude did you wipe your ass properly?
FuckBuddy 2: Ummm maybe. Why?
FuckBuddy 1: You've just given me a Dirty Meat Rod you healed up cunt

by Large Nipple January 10, 2013

Whatever Hot Rods

Whatever Hot Rods is a growing company that is passionate about cars, burnouts, and good times. WHR gives gearheads a platform to be passionate about their cars and share stories with others that have the same interests. "Its all about what you like, and not worrying what others think about your car." -Tommy Zoerner, CEO

Person 1: Hey, did you see that car show that Whatever Hot Rods hosted last night? I've never seen so many Firebirds!

Person 2: Did I see it? Of course I did! I won the burnout contest!

Person 1: Damn, that's awesome!

by geargirl96 June 29, 2018

Habanero Hot Rod

The act of rubbing chili such as a habanero on the tip of one's penis and counting how much said person lasts before they need to wash it off.

The party yesterday got pretty fucking wild-Jim gave himself a Habanero Hot Rod and lasted a full 30 seconds before screaming in pain and peeing a little blood later on.

by DirtyDictioner January 27, 2016

Giggling Jay Rod

When you sleep over at a friends house and masturbate in their bed while giggling.

Ryan just told me that Jared slept over there. Apparently he giggling jay rodded all over his sheets.

by T Skittles December 17, 2018

Michigan Power Rodding

Sex position. When you paint a mitten on a girl out of ranch dressing and proceed to fuck her while drinking Faygo pop. When you finish yell out “OPE!” as loud as possible.

I gave her a good Michigan Power Rodding last night.

by Mad Midwestern July 26, 2019

Rod the Beach Bum

A homeless man somewhere between the age of 30 and 45 who lives on Clearwater Beach,FL,drinks natural ice, and has sun poisioning all over his back and chest.Claims to own Island Esates,that his grandfather owns the Oklahoma Sooners(and recieves 50 tickets to every game and is flown in by helicopter),and that he is recently divorced(bitch took 5 million dollars!!).Sometimes buys you beer if he thinks you're a "cool cat".Tells you if you ever get lost find him in between the pier and life gaurd stand, "x marks the spot".

How we gunna get beer man?
I know lets find Rod the Beach Bum.

by Jeremy E January 17, 2008

Shocky rod of sodimization

The main weapon of Final Fantasy VII's Turk, Reno, that will in fact rape you upon impact. Other said uses are strictly yaoi.

"Reno stepped on the flowers!"
"Shut up, or he'll use his shocky rod of sodimization on us!"

by Eyemeralds September 25, 2009