Old Fart

Someone so old that even their farts smell like the opening of a Egyptian tomb

MY DAD IS SUCH A OLD FART

by Yo momma68 March 25, 2022

Old Raisin

When a girl is so ugly that it makes your dick shrivel up like a raisin

Bro I was hard, then I saw her and got an old raisin

by DFlantheMan May 29, 2018

Old Sloppy

A chassis cab truck with an enclosed cuboid-shaped cargo area. Slow and sturdy she takes loads like a boss; often times in crocs. It is not uncommon to find Old Sloppy with high miles, low standards, and a sailors mouth.

"How's Old Sloppy? "Who, Shauna?"

by Thedanatee November 10, 2022

Old Four

A soccer conference made up of four of Canada's most prestigious universities. Located in Central Canada, they include: McGill University, University of Toronto, Queen's University, and the University of Western Ontario. They are among the country's oldest universities and have held intense rivalries.

Canada's closest comparison to the Ivy League is the Old Four - McGill, Toronto, Queen's, and UWO

by CanadianAthlete May 31, 2013

The Old Italian

When you use papa johns garlic butter as anal lube for sexual intercourse

I gave the neighbor the old Italian after we finished our pizza

by Trashman May 31, 2019

Old Julio

Deviant sex act where the male inserts three fingers into the woman's anus during intercourse.

She was totally into it until I tried to slip her the Old Julio, and things went horribly wrong from there.

by hambone17 March 16, 2011

Old iron

An older woman that does sexual favors for you without pay

That old iron hasn't been getting any play.

by Low-Key bruh September 5, 2023