Bowl Method

Man who ejaculates in a toilet bowl

"Daniel I did the the bowl method last night"!

by Bigtoes234 November 30, 2024

the Seattle Method

When your girl goes to Seattle to get train run on her.

Friend "Where's your girl at?"
You "She's in Seattle"

Friend "Bro your cooked, she's doing the Seattle Method"
You "What's that?"
Friend "You'll find out when she's back"

by Kdog May 5, 2024

The Lewan Method

When you impregnate a women out of wedlock - wait months tell anyone. Then announce the fetus and propose at gun point.

Boy Jared sure did The Lewan Method to Angel.

by Randy the Reaper April 22, 2023

Steve-O Method

The Steve-O method is a method used to get 10% off Macbooks from Steve Wozniak. The Steve-O method involves Jackass star Steve-O and American entrepreneur and electrical engineer Steve Wozniak. This method was created by Majestic all rights reserved.

The Steve-O method is better than all the other methods

by Laflamme January 7, 2024

methodical

the world’s truest cutie

Did methodical see that you told him that his voice sounds milky?

by Not Ee February 12, 2022

The Bob Method

When one responds to any introduction (primarily that of the opposite gender) with "Hi.", thus ending the conversation.

Oh hey, how are you doing today Bob? You looked like you had a great time at the club last night.

Bob, using The Bob Method, would respond: "Hi."

by Johopeful September 10, 2021

Willems' Method

Medical process, wherein a mammal after urination pushes two fingers into the perineum (or taint) to release any remaining drops of urine from their urinary tract. This method is named after James Willems, of funhaus who pioneered the practice.

Bruce: Anyone have that problem where after you pee a little comes out and you pissed a little in your underwear?
Lawrence: Dude, you gotta use the Willems' Method or you're gonna smell like piss all day!

by ossur July 14, 2020