hammered the baseline

to check in non-working computer code right before a big meeting and deploy to the demonstration server.

Jim really hammered the baseline.

"Can't code this."

by Marine Coder April 4, 2013

hammer myself

1. When you're about to participate in the act of an extremely good tugging

2. What you tell someone when you're about to participate in wild masterbation / annialating yourself sexually

Guys, I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm going to hop on xnxx and throw on an orgasm compilation and just absolutely hammer myself.

I'm so horny for a ravaging I'm going to turn on bukkake porn and hammer myself until I splooge right into the carpet.

by TwonnyTrash January 20, 2016

Manchester Hammer

When some goes number two while in the ocean.

I'm pretty sure that man swam out there to take himself a Manchester Hammer.

by Puddingsbane August 8, 2017

Jammy Hammer

Jammy Boye has a powerful weapon that removes toxicity. Some members of the Jammy Police may be allowed to use it.

Me: XD LMAO TRASH KID

Jammy Boye: HERE COMES THE JAMMY HAMMER!

by krispturtle September 30, 2018

Greasy Hammer

When one applies Mayo to his genitalia And performs anal Intercourse then proceeds to vaginal intercourse without sanitizing his genitalia

Ahhh man i was doggin this chick in the ass last night and pulled out and stuck my greasy hammer right back in her p***y

- J.T.

by Johnny IV April 21, 2020

womb hammer

A slap on the vagina by a penis, preferably erect.

Ariana Grande said to her partner,"Ohh yea, keep that womb hammer going!"

by Meme Slurper March 27, 2016

pneumatic hammer

The act of using a vacuum nozzle to hold a rubber dildo, while using it on your partner in a fast and rigorous motion.

I gave my maid a pneumatic hammer yesterday.

by Ghouch October 10, 2015