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Fuzzy MacGyver

Having sexual intercourse with a woman in a body of water, and a fish comes up and nibbles your anus.
Jamie was telling Bobby how having sex with his girlfriend in Lake Winnipesaukee turned into a Fuzzy MacGyver when all of a sudden a fish came up and nibbled his corn hole.
by Just one of the Fuzzies September 3, 2013
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fuzzy wuzzy tupe wig

a fat faced zesty melt with ork ears fat cheeks and boz eyes he has a mingin bloater and goes red in every social situation as he is the fuzzy wuzzy wig white lao he also has a 1 inch winky and has ming spots all over and his belly is bigger than fatlas martins he also has calcium moobies and a shakespeare tupe flat head fuzzy wig
that guy has such a fuzzy wuzzy shakespeare tupe what a bloater belly milky silky moobs wrongen what a fuzzy wuzzy tupe wig
by josephineginaperiod November 14, 2023
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fuzzy dave

A zoophilic act where a man cums down a cat's throat, and then eventually the cat will cough up a hairball with the man's cum in it. Next, the man rubs the cum-filled hairball on a woman's face
Oh babe, Whiskers coughed up another hairball after the fuzzy dave I gave her. You know what this means!
by Marniechan January 19, 2025
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Fuzzy Pal

an awesome little buddy for your awesome little offspring. something they attach too and not let go of
Got my mini me a Fuzzy Pal, now cant get that thing away long enough to wash the dang thing!
by funkeymama July 24, 2012
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Fuzzy Sweater

When a girl stops shaving her pubes.
She asks you if you want to put on a fuzzy sweater.
by fire crotch canon September 21, 2020
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fuzzy jaws

the scariest puss you ever did see and gives you rashes on the stalk of your penis
my girlfriend's fuzzy jaws swallowed my dick whole!
by Lance-a-lot May 18, 2007
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