Wake up in the morning with a morning wood and the need to pee then one fart-starts to get it going.
by Alejandro6969 November 17, 2012
Get the Fart-Startmug. by Jeff Artist November 28, 2006
Get the ninja fartmug. A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.
by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011
Get the Fart Meisermug. by ElJeepo December 8, 2015
Get the fart jumpmug. by Edfoo August 17, 2016
Get the fart napmug. 
