The feeling you get when you think of Caleb McLaughlin. And how successful he has become. Side effects: screaming,crying,a urge to just hug him. A uwu feeling
by Caleb McLaughlin January 2, 2021

by northsidefr July 13, 2023

Caleb is a rootin’, tootin’ republican. He has 15 guns and a dead turtle’s head in his room. He doesn’t know how to speak so if he disagrees with you he just uses pure force, normally in the way of hitting you with a book.
Some people think Caleb will kill someone without motive, but I think he’ll wait until he disagrees with someone.
Some people think Caleb will kill someone without motive, but I think he’ll wait until he disagrees with someone.
by Intheaeroplane December 3, 2020

A mysterious long-haird scruffy looking male who has a tendency to wear black cowboy boys and switches between beige chinos and black jeans. They frequently change their hair colour (usually black, blonde and a slight bit of ginger). He likes to stalk girls between years 7-10 then disappear when the girls are in year 11. Don’t be alarmed if you happen to be shopping in Lidl and turn into the next isle and feel a gaze transfixed on you while looking at pasta - this is likely to be the Caleb man in mid stalk. P.S - likely to appear where least expected eg in bowlplex and parks!
E - ‘come on L let’s run to that tree over there’
L - ‘ok’
E - *startled* ‘omg it’s the Caleb man’
L - ‘aaaa, C won’t believe we’ve seen him again’
E - *runs in the opposite direction*
L - ‘ok’
E - *startled* ‘omg it’s the Caleb man’
L - ‘aaaa, C won’t believe we’ve seen him again’
E - *runs in the opposite direction*
by VeryStyledFrogs February 17, 2019

Caleb at first seems to be the most mysterious and intimidating man. One may assume he's used to attention because of how he carries himself so nonchalant. Though true, Caleb unpeeled is one of the greatest mysteries to be solved. He's tall and towering with patience and love. He always gives the best hugs and kisses. You may remember him for his cardigans or iconic sunglasses but he is never shady. He hates drama. He is literally the most undramatic man ever. However, when he loves you, he will put himself in uncomfortable situations for you and your justifications of it being for the greater good. Sometimes you may catch yourself deep in thought studying Caleb because of something he says, the way he blinks, his facial expressions, and ultimately just because you realize the love and appreciation you have. Everything trivial that seems purposeless begins to have meaning to the point where it's overwhelming. Kissing him fills your heart and holding him for what is forever seems to fly by. Though normally independent, he makes sure you can depend. He is always there for you with the proper advice and rational answer. Caleb is a security blanket, making the uncomfiest of places your home. Caleb has a birthmark on his right eye reminding you that he is in fact real and not the greatest dream. The more you get to know Caleb and spend time with him the more you realize the profound admiration you have for his soul, cute smile, squeezable nose, pouty lips, etc.
Do you know Caleb Adefris? The most famous novelist, model, film writer, director, and pilot ever?
Yes that's my idol... slay king
Yes that's my idol... slay king
by jeonghan January 24, 2023

by Sexy Man 325 October 11, 2020

Caleb Johnson is such a good and bad person at the same time. Caleb Johnson can warm your heart but at can also break it. Caleb is the definition of a Glenn. He is truly what a Glenn is meant to be. A pussy magnet, but only for a short amount of time. He is always laughing and saying stupid shit. Caleb Johnson will sometimes not mean what he says and it can go a long way because you thought you trusted him. Make sure to confront him if this happens because he doesn’t want to hurt anybody.
Caleb Johnson is usually a good looking dude. However he is a mirror magnet and always talked about his body. He will also have a weird obsession with something that absolutely none of his friends give the slightest FUCK about. Caleb Johnson makes friends easily and loves talking to women.
He is usually a really good friend to anyone, but if he says something somewhat negative. Don’t let it get to you.
Caleb Johnson is usually a good looking dude. However he is a mirror magnet and always talked about his body. He will also have a weird obsession with something that absolutely none of his friends give the slightest FUCK about. Caleb Johnson makes friends easily and loves talking to women.
He is usually a really good friend to anyone, but if he says something somewhat negative. Don’t let it get to you.
by MiloBasscoming4urASS July 19, 2022
