Wake up in the morning with a morning wood and the need to pee then one fart-starts to get it going.
by Alejandro6969 November 17, 2012

by Jeff Artist November 28, 2006

Bob - "What's that rotten smell, oh wait it has a bit of a nice fragrance"
Mike - "It's my cider fart"
Mike - "It's my cider fart"
by dalek boab May 24, 2010

When a fart is injected into a cushion, pillow, or other textile-based object causing the fart molecules to be trapped in the fibers creating a longer-lasting fart smell effect.
"Oh man, I put my head on the pillow to take a nap, but my dad injecto-farted into it and it smelled rank!"
by Gaylord Chavez the Third July 12, 2012

The speed farting prize this year is finally commensurate with the incredible skills honed by these flatulent artists.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019

Leaking a little unexpected wet fecal matter when attempting to pass a fart. Causes an immediate sphincter clench and the need to find a wipe.
Roger tried to squeeze one off during his meeting but ended up with fart drops. Made for an itchy meeting till they took a break.
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
