Schizophrenia texting

When you're texting yourself as different people.

Boyfriend: Hey!

Boyfriend: ???

Boyfriend: Hey how's it going?

Boyfriend: Good... good.

Boyfriend: Where are you?

Boyfriend: McDonald's, you?

Boyfriend: Home.

Girlfriend: Are you Schizophrenia texting?

by FinalCat July 29, 2013

rip tearing

Gay butt sex. It's when you go so hard you rip & tear the male anus

Tristan was rip tearing that dudes ass so hard

by Yimmmmmsayin July 13, 2017

dry texting

When you text someone you know to be unreachable at that moment - so that they might know that you were thinking of them during that time.

Sarah: I know Jack won't be able to check his messages for another few hours - But I can't stop thinking about him... I'm going to dry text him
Laura: That is so sweet Sarah, maybe he won't think you're insane
Sarah: Dry texting is romantic not insane
Laura: Dry texting is totally creepy, like watching someone sleep
Sarah: Nah-ah
Laura: ah-ha

by Geritu July 20, 2016

Fever Texting

A panicky, flirtatious text thread usually leading to sexting. Commonly typed in a nervous fashion out of fear of getting caught.

Look at Jimmy over there fever texting with his side chick.

by Mellie_Mazz August 17, 2016

Teasingly

To be in a state of drunken excitement.

Who is teasingly for next year?

by OSUb August 9, 2011

testing the waters

Testing waters is workout champs who try 2 sets squatting and never use the exercise ever in lifetime again.

Jessica workout mania champ tried 2 sets of testing the waters barbell squats and has never touched the exercise again in lifetime. Hecne the term for workout champs trying squatting in weightlifting 2 wimpy testing the waters sets.

by Robbie Robinson August 21, 2009

dry texting

nick garcia

i wanted to talk to nick but he was dry texting

by kyky sofa July 10, 2020