taint scum

1. The accumulation of sweat, dead skin, pubic hair, feces and urine that collects in the area between the genitalia and the anus.
2. A disgusting person.
3. A person that behaves in slimy and questionable ways.

That guy slept with his girlfriend's mother, what taint scum.

by gxory October 24, 2016

Taint Sock

An insult on a person's character referring to the sweat-soaked crotch padding found in men's bicycle shorts. Also reference Man Pad

Dude, you haven't showered for weeks, go rinse out your Taint Sock in the tub, ass.

by Pun87 June 23, 2010

tainted orange

A game played by guys where they keep and orange in their dirty laundry for several months then sees who can successfully offer it to a girl

I got Sam to eat a tainted orange

by Get reked February 1, 2018

taint tackler

A person who is more than enthusiastic about licking taint

I thought johny wasn't a team player, but he was the best taint tackler on the team

by butteater66669420 March 29, 2015

taint cringe

The feeling one gets when looking at someone else's wound that gives a cringing sensation in the taint.

Oh my god! Seeing your wicked scar gave me taint cringe!

by Dano January 11, 2017

Crimson Taint

The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.

Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama October 12, 2016

taint pimple

A stellar name for a band created by your step mom pamela.

Mom-Okay taint pimples! Play goof

by Lil.zubes August 20, 2019