taint booger

Little rolled up balls of shit and paper stuck in the taint hair. Like a willknot or a clingon.

Man those burritos, took an hour to comb out the taint boogers.

by Delcapslock September 19, 2017

Taint Pillars

Thighs. Guardians of the Taint.

After my 5 mile run in your mother's T-back my Taint Pillars are bloody raw.

by Clit Commander 2010 March 25, 2010

taint slipper

When a hoe ass bitch shaves all of that sweet puss but leaves a long soul patch looking thing on her taint.

I was goin' down on that hoe Shaquanda until I saw she had a taint slipper

by Tainted slipper August 18, 2015

Taint Sock

An insult on a person's character referring to the sweat-soaked crotch padding found in men's bicycle shorts. Also reference Man Pad

Dude, you haven't showered for weeks, go rinse out your Taint Sock in the tub, ass.

by Pun87 June 05, 2010

Taint Alfredo

When your ass juices and pussy juices mix together on your taint and make a sauce

I wish I didn't have so much taint alfredo today

by Casey_243 November 19, 2021

Holiday Taint

The space between Christmas and New Years is the Holiday's Taint.

Christmas and New Years are great, but don't forget how awesome the entire work Holiday Taint is in between.

by ABG123 December 27, 2017

Taint Tingle

A taint tingle is when you look at a picture of something or see something so painful it makes your taint (area between your balls or pussy and your asshole) tense up for a few seconds.

Leroy: looks like Jethro got a fishing hook caught up in his big old fat man tits! Here's a picture!

Billy Bob: lemme see!

Leroy: shows Billy Bob the picture...

Billy Bob: Holy Shit, that makes my stomach hurt and my taint tingle!

by mooseneck October 05, 2016