Taco Surprise

Taugh-co Ser-prize
When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.

"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*

"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"

by Rad Chad April 21, 2014

hightstown taco

when there are 50 or more mexicans (aka tosted marshmellows) and they are deported. They come back to hightstown try to work at taco bell but are fired because they eat all of the tacos. They then try to work at mcdonalds burger king and wendies. They are eccepted and start to reproduce and form gangs.

Josey and his papeedos made some hightstown tacos

by titty master5000 October 26, 2011

taco-scurvy

a deep sadness and longing caused by a lack of restaurants with good tacos, characterized by sadness at meals and general malaise. Became common in the 21st century as more people from California migrated to the population centers of the globe that are barren wastelands of great Mexican food.

I talked to Josh today, he sounded really off, took a while to get to the bottom of it, he is suffering from taco-scurvy. Amsterdam is a barren wasteland when it comes to good Mexican food. He should get on the first flight back to LA.

by iceberg5xx June 17, 2020

Awko-taco

An awkward topic- too awkward for a vsco girl

Wow that is so awko-taco!

by VSCOgurl August 26, 2019

Glossy taco

A glossy gel top coat that Simply Nailogical usually puts over her nails after painting them

“Put a glossy taco on your nails and bake that shit for a minute”

by ep4l July 13, 2018

Side Taco

A phrase used to describe a woman you are having sexual relations with outside of another relationship.

My main girl found out about my side taco and now I'm sleeping in my car.

by NoOnesSideTaco August 23, 2019

Awko Taco

One of the various expressions that can be pulled from the vault of retro phrases, this describes a particularly awkward or uncomfortable situation.

Using this phrase is especially fitting for people with five adopted siblings when watching The Royal Tenenbaums because there's no difference between adopted and biological sibling dynamics. In this circumstance, attempting disassociation is not enough and it's still awko taco.

Phew, good thing I'm not dumb and misuse cool phrases cuz that would been awkie taco.
Welp, it's actually "awko taco" sooooo...
Dang, then this is awko taco.

by youcannowretire February 18, 2021