swamp dipping

The sextual act of a man dipping his ball sack in a girls gaped anus

My wife let me do a little swamp dipping last night.

by KingKevin47 December 14, 2022

Swamp Leech

An adult person that offers no financial help to the household nor does any of the house work. A complete parasite that hurls insults at the host and make demands of the host. If the host begins to remove the parasite from his/her life the parasite will lie to everyone including the police until the host is charged with some bogus charge and other people attack the host for removing the parasitic piece of shit from his/her life.

Melissa is a total swamp leech so I am breaking up with her.

by NoMoreLeeches January 10, 2020

Swamp Gas

Pork indused hydrogen sulfide rich vapour jettisoned from the digestive tract, with hallucinatory properties specifically known to induce visions of alien abduction and possible molestation. The odor has been described as a synthesis of thousand year egg, wet dog and brimstone.

Brian: OMFG! I see lights in the sky, think I'm being abducted by ALIENS!

Jer: No that's not aliens that's my Swamp Gas. I had all you can eat baby back pork ribs from Chillies.

Brian: The aliens are probing my orifices with hot metal objects! The space ship smells like Hell, maybe I've died and gone to Hell.

Jer: Nah your not being probed you just sat on the Can Cheese.

by Jerman900 October 23, 2022

swamp twawt

T Thompson says swamp twawt is a slut that hasnt showered in months pussy slimy.and smells like a swamp

That filthy swamp twawt stinks lime shit

by T thompson October 22, 2019

SWAMP DONKEY

When you are working on a rig And it is so hot that your Swamp Ass has traveled to your donkey dick

Floor hand—Damn man its so fuckin hot out here i have some major swamp ass!
Driller— shit its so damn hot i have swamp donkey!!

by Rogchr86 December 11, 2021

Swamp donkey

In baseball when the hitter hits an absolute fucking moonshot on a meatball pitch down the middle and the ball has absolutely no chance of ever landing.

Announcer: Here’s the windup now the pitch…..OH MY GOD JOHNNY HITS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING SWAMP DONKEY TO DEAD CENTER, THAT BALL HAS ZERO CHANCE OF LANDING WHAT A SWAMP DONKEY.

by Haha by Baja and May 10, 2022

Swamp of Gainz

A phrase which arose out of a conversation between future body builder Andrew Sebastian and Deondre Waltenberger

Hey! Whatchu think you're doing in our swamp of gainz?

by qtsxy October 23, 2019