Surfing

v. Having sex with a woman with little or no cleavage.

Dave: "Why did you break up with Liz?".

Mike: "She's as flat as a board. I don't like surfing dude."

by feed the dogs August 4, 2021

alley surfing

Going down streets and alleys looking for trash or junk that can be sold for money.

Jane enjoys alley surfing, especially when she finds scrap copper and other metals that can be sold and recycled. She is helping the environment.

by wynnfoster March 24, 2008

Slum Surfing

The act of driving through a very deprived area in a car worth more than the area itself. Usually to get a rush out of the locals attempting to chase the driver.

"Oh darn it Edwin, I'm fed up of all this champagne - lets go slum surfing for a chuckle"

by Shady Hady January 14, 2009

Dock Surfing

when you (out of boredom) scroll your mouse over to the doc on an apple comuter and surf on the icons back and forth so the icons make a wave.

I was so bored yesterday, I found myself Dock Surfing.

by fatosi May 12, 2009

cock surfer

someone who likes to get fucked by one cock after another

Example:

"Lisa was the main attraction in a 15-man gangbang. She would ride one cock for a few minutes then go to the next. She's the best cock surfer I've ever seen."

by sockboy666 July 14, 2009

Brown Surfer

Someone who surfs the internet while taking a dump on the tiolet at the same time.

I was over at Steve's house earlier and when he went to the bathroom he took his laptop. I had no idea he was a "Brown Surfer!" That is just dirty!

by Pbandjforever November 5, 2009

Gorge Surfer

One who licks in between the butt cheeks of a companion.

"You are truly a Gorge Surfer if you know what it is like to have a morsel of human fecal matter fall on your tongue."

by PouponMe March 14, 2010