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surmising

To imagine without certain knowledge; to infer on slight grounds; to suppose, conjecture, or suspect; to guess.
by jezzie March 31, 2003
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surprise kiss

Not to be confused with "kiss rape," surprise kiss is the spontaneous AND consenting act of kissing, especially at a frat dance party.
Girl 1: I saw you getting kiss raped on the dance floor last night.
Girl 2: No, I totally wanted it, it was surprise kiss.
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sure as a pickle

Being 'sure as a pickle' means not being very sure at all. Using this phrase often gives a sense of false hope, as it sounds like an optimistic phrase while actually being quite pessimistic.

Pickles are very unsure organisms, as shown by their common trait of rolling around on tables. This behavior is caused by the existence of their many bumps, which bother them to no extent. They feel bad for each and every one of these bumps, which they must lie on and crush, no matter which way they roll. Thus, they must keep moving.

Nothing is ever less sure than a pickle.
Person 1: So, is our plan still on for tonight?
Person 2: Um, probably.
Person 1: You sure?
Person 2: I'm as sure as a pickle!
The next day...
Person 1: You didn't show up! What happened?
Person 2: I told you, I was as sure as a pickle, which is really not very sure at all.
by Rolls With Pickles August 4, 2009
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Suryanshi

Suru is an Amazing, inspring Character. She possesses faultless Beauty and a truely electrifying personality. She touches the lives of every single person she comes in to contact with. She can only be described as some sort of exquisite gift.suru is a girl witb very kind heart and she knows how to keep friendship strong. Her nickname is suru which his bestie ishaan calls him always.
Do you know suryanshi?
Hell yeah she is my bestie.
by Ishaanbffofsuru July 20, 2019
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Porky Surprise

A taste busting snack as defined by British comedian Jasper Carrot: Ham, jam and Spam wrapped round a Wagon Wheel.
The death row prisoner was asked what he wanted for his last meal. Without a moment's hesitation, and with the resignation of a man condemned, he whispered, "A Porky Surprise".
by Houdinia December 9, 2008
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6am surprise

Doesn't have to be 6am, but anytime your partner rolls over for an unexpected bonin'/love session.
"He usually sleeps 'til noon, but he woke up today with a 6am surprise."
by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009
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YouTube surfing

When you start off watching "Ninjas" and keep watching the videos that are shown at the end of the video until you end up on "Backyard wrestling".
Greg: Man, I watched some pretty messed up backyard wrestling on youtube. Is that stuff even real?

Susan: Why were you watching backyard wrestling?

Greg: I was YouTube surfing!
by PixelzlexiP June 21, 2009
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