When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.
"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)
*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!
"well that's rather queer..."
*front door closes*
(flashback)
*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!
"well that's rather queer..."
*front door closes*
by blep bloop May 24, 2011
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by thelazygeko May 25, 2004
Get the Cactus Smuggler mug.a sexual manuver, wherein the submissive, or bitch (gender undefined) performs oral sex on the dominator's anus, discovers a "raisin" or "pellet",and secretly takes it home. punishable in 39 countries by spankings and/or the tequilla moonrise
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