Stranger Friend

Someone who is your friend on a social networking website (such as Facebook or Myspace) but when you see them out in public you don't talk to them because you're too embarassed to introduce yourself with the line "Hey. I don't know you but we're friends of Facebook."

"I totally should have talked to that chick. She's one of my stranger friends on MySpace."

by MacDintons4Life May 1, 2009

The perfect stranger

It's much like the stranger technique but more advanced. When performing the stranger, one sits on their hand until it falls asleep then "rubs one out" so it feels like someone else giving you a handjob. Using this technique one lays on their stomach until their genitals fall asleep then "rubs one out" to simulate giving someone else a handjob.

Cromer had never had the perfect stranger but once he tried it, he agreed that it really was like giving some else a handjob.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate October 22, 2016

bear stearned

to crash, to collapse, to plummit, to fail

1. I can't believe it, I completely bear stearned that test.

2. For the third time this week, my computer bear stearned on me.

by Wolverine11 March 17, 2008

Strandish

An Adjective used to Describe someone who likes Vanderhorn Juice on his face.. these people may sometimes stand under Chairs or known Vanderhorners.

Dude, That Strandish Band Far just got Vanderhorned on..

by The Mysterious RHS March 1, 2004

strange puss

Getting pussy from someone other than your girlfriend or the girl you usually have sex with.

student 1 "Dude, I tried to call you. Were you and Kristin doin' it?"

student 2 "No, I was gettin' strange puss."

by bigblue91 July 17, 2009

Morning Stranger

When you wake up in the morning with your arm under your body, and you lift it up and its all numb and you cant feel it. You then decide to jerk off with your numb arm making it seem like another person is giving you a hand job.

"Since i had a morning wood and my arm was numb, i thought it be a good idea to use the morning stranger to rub one out quickly on my cum rag i keep under the bed"-Alex Willard

by Belgian fool February 18, 2010

strange shaped face

A face which has a strange shape to it

Wow, he has a strange shaped face. It looks like a melon!

by Jebend1 October 15, 2007