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Stoner science

occurs when an individual on marijuana starts making assumptions that they believe are in fact true. Stoner science is usually characterized by many illusory correlations i.e., when the stoned individual believes that two events are related when in reality they are not.
Example 1: the stoned individual believes that since his dog is stoned and passed out by the water bowl, his dog is happy. In reality, the dog has passed out because he is experiencing marijuana toxicity and probably is not happy about being poisoned.

Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"

Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.

Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"

Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".

Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
by THLO June 21, 2012
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stoners rainbow

When corner hitting, The corner that the weed is being hit the most is the most burned. The weed changes color according to how much it is burned.

From the corner being hit it goes as follows.
White
Gray
Black
yellowish green (the part that is barely touched by fire)
Lastly green (weed that has not been burnt yet.
I made a perfect stoners rainbow last time I smoked. The colors were all there. It was beautiful.
by CharlesFly August 15, 2011
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stoner wagar

its is a person who a temp teacher called wagar and appears to be stoned but is a intelligent person
by stonerwasti October 5, 2011
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stoner with a boner

a guy who smokes weed with an erect penis
by Kenny the stoner February 22, 2004
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Stoner Signal

a. Flicking your lighter twice to signal other stoners to match.
b. Advertising you either want to buy weed or you have weed to sell.
Me and my brother saw this guy with dreads, we stoner signaled him to match with us
by BonneyLakeStoner April 14, 2010
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stoner courtesy

not being a jerk and selling drugs (weed, lsd, bars, etc.) for higher prices then you should.
damn dude juan showed major stoner courtesy last night when i got a hit of acid for 10 bucks while he gave this n00b a hit for 20.

i got a gram of dro for 20 and this nark got a gram for 30. gotta love stoner courtesy!
by korrrrn-deznutz February 19, 2011
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Joshua Stoner

A person who is the man. Good looking, fun, strong, and very attractive.
by jackal3 October 29, 2012
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