dirty lemonade stand

It's like a creampie but with pee instead of cum.

Guy 1: bro Ms. R let me do the dirty lemonade stand on her last night.

Guy 2: Nice man im gonna try that on Rosalina tonight.

by The guy who fuq MrMike momma April 22, 2017

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Nipple in a tree stand

A nipple that gets caught on a tree branch when jumping out of a tree stand

“Your a nipple in a tree stand “

by Your a May 31, 2018

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Pink Dildo Stand

what pip uses to play his prerecorded hydrate.

Pink Dildo Stand

by quartz89_alt February 10, 2022

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when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.

person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"

by EskimoJAK April 2, 2011

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stand up check

something you do with the boys to see if anyone's got a boner

*someone says something horny*
"ayo stand up check"

by peepolaugh November 22, 2020

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lobster at a fruit stand

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.

As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.

by LordSelrahc February 3, 2022

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