Fart Squeeze

a person that squeezes their facts

Dude that bitch is a fart squeezer

by Sharter69 January 02, 2021

Squeezed lemon

Something that is missing the most important element

"your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"

by J3ll-y October 31, 2020

Squeezing orange juice

When you twist your penis so damn hard that you start peeing, an actual method is used in the toilet for a lot of sexual pissing. Used as a very pleasurable way to piss in the toilet. It also happens when someone gives you the vaccum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000.

"Guys, I heard that Micheal was having trouble taking a piss in the bathroom. He had turned to Squeezing Orange Juice instead. So weird."

by nasty nsfw December 30, 2021

squirt and squeeze

when you are trying to hold in diarrhea.

Josh was pulling a serious squirt and squeeze the other day. It was just sad to watch.

by shitbreadmaster February 23, 2012

squeeze

reaching

"he said gojo was coming back but that's a squeeze and a half"

by skibidirizzlergyat August 22, 2024

squeeze

Alcoholic drink made by using Sterno (a gelled non-potable alcohol) and a loaf of bread. The Sterno is squeezed by hand to make the alcohol flow into the bread. The bread is then squeezed to extract what is thought to be drinkable intoxicating alcohol. Very dangerous and poisoned many skid-row alcoholics, often causing blindness.

Man I'm gonna have to get some Squeeze, don't have no money for nothing else and I got the ants under my skin!

by Misterfixit January 05, 2017

Squeeze

Making really good food. Food that tastes so good

Omg bro that good is totally squeeze. Wow this is squeeze what’s the recipe

by Beccared February 20, 2022