Splooge-ology

The study of splooge (semen) and its many variations.
1. If its chunky and lumpy, it's cream corn.
2. If its watery and fizzy, it's cream soda.
3. If its going into something (such as an orphace), it's cream pie.
4. If its thick and really white, its cream cheese.
5. If its white and light, its whipped cream.

"I need to study my Splooge-ology".
"Oh god I'm going to CREAM CORN, good thing I know Splooge-ology".

by The Evil Squarehead June 21, 2011

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Spongebob Orgy

When you ask alot of people if they want to watch Spongebob with you. But actually mean have sex.

"wanna watch spongebob with me?" - Me
"um...yesh" - Jandy
"Sweet it'll be a total Spongebob Orgy"- Me

by CassidyandChiara October 25, 2011

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Ass-Sponge

A communal sponge and bucket full of salt water used to clean the anus of debris.

Do you find it hard to get in the inner anal cavities? Is the 2-ply toilet paper not enough for your vigorous wiping? The solution to your problem is the Ass-Sponge. With two easy payments of $12.33 you can get an Ass-Sponge with a bucket of salt and an extra Ass-Sponge FREE! Disclaimer:Salty ass may occur

Who ate the Ass-Sponge again?

by Zombie Billy Mays April 30, 2011

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phantom splooge

An ejaculatory deposit that vanishes into thin air.

I gave up on cleaning because it was a phantom splooge.

by Beerczar July 22, 2017

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Splong

To splong is to break the social rules, defined by a community.
This can result in a ban from the community and being ignored and repelled by community members.

"He's splonging again! What a mediawhore! Let's kick him in the ass!"

by Ano Nymous February 16, 2008

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