Spicer

Rare last name given long ago to the man with the largest penis by the Gods. (around 2050B.C.)This man has passed on the name through generations of kids.

Throughout folk lore and legends, historians have found records of later generations of Spicer's that have helped other people. One such story is where a Spicer decendant saved a whole village from an avalanche by getting an erection and stopping the snow. However, his penis got really cold and quickly shrank. But, everyone escaped before it shrank, letting the snow crush the now uninhabited town. That Spicer was regarded as a hero for saving the townspeople. Despite misconceptions, few people know that a Spicer decendant actually parted the Red Sea, not Moses. The Spicer simply got an erection and all the people walked on his dick and across the Red Sea

Sadly, today no living relatives of this man are known. If anyone were to know this modern day decendant, then they should immediately start worshiping that person.

Dick and trevor go together forever!

Trevor: OMG! There's a Spicer! I am going to worship you and give you free blowjobs!

Chris: Me too! I'll pay you to let me suck your cock!

by ChiknFriedRice December 17, 2008

eBay Sniper

Somebody who won the eBay auction that was "yours" because they practice superior bidding strategies.

When done properly, eBay sniping avoids bidding wars, shill bidding, and losing.

To be a successful eBay sniper, enter the very maximum you are willing to pay when the auction has less than 10 seconds to go. Then imagine the faces on those lowballers you just beat.

Sarah: Wow Mike, how do you manage to get so many great deals on eBay?
Mike: I'm an eBay sniper!

by red-herring February 23, 2010

Spider-man 2

out today on dvd. see spider-man 3

Kirsten Dunst looked way hotter in the first one.

by Adrian November 30, 2004

semen sipper

a girl or guy who enjoys the act of guzzling and drinking semen after giving oral sex or engaging in sexual intercourse.

Alex G: did you know Chritine K is a semen sipper? She can't get enough of guzzling her boyfriends cum!

Kristin F: Yeah i know that girl's a slut.

by creampie94 April 19, 2009

yung spider

Yung Spider, pronounced "Yung Spidah!" is a modern day gangster/pimp. He can be found roaming the slumms of louisville or hustling hoes in detroit. His friends call him Yung Spider because hes deadly like a black widow. He is a crazy ass G and cannot be killed. He is the Illest there is, also friends with Yung Gator, Yung Viper, Yung Dragon, all part of the "Yung Bloods" clan that owns Louisville.

Ayyeee, isha boi Yung Spider!!

by The Vintage Soul March 8, 2009

Spider-man Edition Phone

When your phone has a cracked screen, it's not broken, it's webbed. It's just a special Spider-man Edition Phone.

MITCH: "Wow, how did you crack your phone's screen so bad?"
NIC: "It's not cracked, its a special Spider-man Edition Phone."
MITCH: "Touche."

by The CBear April 3, 2010

Pittsburgh Spider Blumpkin

A variation of the "Roman Spider Dump" mixed with a "Double Blumpkin." Two males face each other on the toilette while taking a dump, a third person hangs from the top of the stall like Spiderman and preforms oral sex on the other two. This act is most commonly performed in the washrooms of Mellon Arena between periods.

Star: "That chick sitting in front of us is disgusting and her crazy husband thinks the Leafs are offside every time they cross the blue line."

Murk: "Dude, I think I saw them and the usher preforming a Pittsburgh Spider Blumpkin before the third period in the can!!"

by lance tightpants December 29, 2009