Shoe size

when a guy has a big dick

Wow, he's a shoe size of 10!

by im a man bitches. August 25, 2018

Shizer Bart

German for "Shit Beard". Refers to a person with a totally lame beard, grown for all the wrong reasons. Usually worn by someone who thinks they are way cooler then they really are. The bearer of a Shizer Bart is usually one who flatulates on a more than normal basis.

Peter: Check out my new beard, totally awesome huh?

Curtis: That's a total Shizer Bart guy! Did you just fart?

by Winks007 July 7, 2011

Sizelove

One who has an insanely large cock and whose penetration will decimate all. The Sizelove can triple the size of his cock when enraged or extremely horny. They tend to be artistic and love expressing themselves. Job fields they tend to excel in include tattooing, photography, anything musical, and of course porn-super stars.

A boy in Washington named Watermelindria Sizelove turned sideways and poked an asian girl in china. Said female later reported that she became a paraplegic and would never walk again due to said accident. This is what she had to say "我喜歡的大小"
Translation: "i loved the size"

by Dr. Slutsky December 1, 2011

Size queen

A person who only has sex with people with larger than average penises. Alternatively known as an Imaad.

You only take 12 inches? Damn you're such a size queen imaad

by Itsshaks February 12, 2022

Alcatraz sized ass hole

A very wide ass hole, possibly shaped like the Alcatraz island, and very hard to get out of.

Guy 1: Dude this chick I was with had the widest ass hole, but somehow my dick got stuck in it for 2 hours!'

Guy 2: Hmmm she must have had an Alcatraz sized ass hole."

by She-male women hater July 30, 2012

Club Size

1. A marketing term designed to identify volume-packed products for distribution in warehouse stores such as Sam's Club or Costco.

2. Referencing a larger person as a common label from warehouse grocery store items.

1. " Bought chips today- club size !! "

2. " I like a bigger booty "

" Oh yeah, she's club size "

by bobbyoldschool August 27, 2013

R-size

It's the size in clothes between m to xxs

Someone: I am going to buy you a sweatshirt, what size should i buy in
Me: some where in the R-size

by BePostive July 3, 2016