Soggy Biscuit 

the reason that ppl that go to christchurch boys high school in new zealand are called soggys. cos sum fukers played that. soggyssssssssss

Shut up you stupid soggy! go wank over a biscuit!

Soggy Biscuit by christs college syrup May 2, 2005

soggy noodle

A penis which is wet due to failure to achieve an erection during a blow job.

A woman gives a man a blow job, but he remains flaccid. Since his penis is wet and limp it is similar to a soggy noodle.

soggy noodle by F. D. Hall December 27, 2007

Soggy Mittens 

When you shove both hands up a females vagina/Anal/Pisshole to keep them warm, usually sleeptime but can be during intercourse in winter or cold conditions.

Hey babe, can I warm my Soggy Mittens up in your hole?

Soggy Mittens by NoblessJohnny October 20, 2010

soggy brocolli 

the weakest of weak, somebody who continually lets the side down by having a lack of balls. similar to a wet lettuce.. but worse!

Adam: Jake didnt shag that drunken slut last night, what a soggy brocolli!!

John: He is fairly soggy brocolli like, he should grow some balls and use his cock.

soggy brocolli by fairly john wright April 27, 2008

Soggy Nugget 

"Soggy Nugget" is a not an insult however terms such as "Soggy Pringle" or "Soggy Potato Chip" are insults in the highest degree and are very offensive. "Soggy Nugget" however can be used as an insult if the user wishes it to be, it depends on if the person being insulted desires to accept it as an insult

"You are a soggy nugget!"

Soggy Nugget by Ruby Rosemary July 19, 2018

Soggy Biscuit 

A wet biscuit

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, MY SOGGY BISCUIT IS WET!!!"

Soggy Biscuit by Dio of Destroy Beebus August 1, 2019

soggy biscuit 

after a funeral, put a cracker on the table and everyone will throw a small spoon of ashes and the last person to drop there ashes, eats the ashy biscuit

lets do soggy biscuit! dont eat the ashes

soggy biscuit by danni devitooooo June 11, 2020