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Dane Steber Effect

A guy that acts gay, but no one knows if they actually are or not. Usually a guy that was raised with just sisters.
That kid is so sus. Nah man, that’s just the Dane Steber Effect.
by nailshurt September 30, 2023
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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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Colorado sober

"California sober" is when someone quits drinking alcohol or a harder drug habit but still smokes marijuana. "Colorado sober" is when someone does the same but primarily uses kratom to kick the nastier habits.
"Hey, long time no see. You look great. What's new?"
"Bro, I feel so much better. I've been Colorado sober for 9 months. So glad I quit popping pills."
by capnjasbo October 21, 2023
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seattle sober

When you are completely sober except for heroin.
Man I really need to stop doing so much blow, I'm thinking about going seattle sober for a while
by Dinny Fingerbottom December 23, 2023
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European sober

It's when you "don't drink too much" but you actually drink wine or beer on any day, any hour. You just built tolerance and think that doesn't count because you don't get drunk.
John: Clara says she wouldn't drink anymore after what happened at the party, why is she posting some wine glasses at 12am?
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"
by Sumie_42 January 1, 2024
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texas sober

Drinking so much for consecutive days you have to take a 4+ hour break
Bro I've been drinking since Tuesday. Going Texas sober this morning.
by EskimoBro-So January 18, 2024
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vegas sober

Similar to California sober, a person who is Vegas sober only uses cocaine, sometimes cannabis as well. They do not drink alcohol, hence “sober.”
I blacked out last weekend so I’m going Vegas sober next time we go out.
by S. Maryjane May 1, 2024
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