Slurp Life

Living happy and unapertured , irrespective of whatever challenge you are facing.

Lost your job? Problem no dey finish, Slurp Life

by Slurp Life October 16, 2023

Dragon Slurp

When a guy slurps up a woman’s period blood and spits it out their mouth like a fire breathing dragon and continues to fuck her

She was on her period so i gave her a dragon slurp

by Atominicc February 2, 2021

Turkey slurpee

Where a girl gobbles like a turkey as she giving a blow job

A turkey slurpee is defined As the girl was giving a blow job. She sounded like a turkey gobbling your dick.

by Queenmisery July 23, 2024

Swerving Slurpee

Receiving amazing oral sex while driving, causing the driver to swerve or drive recklessly.

“Dude, got me some swerving slurpee on the way home almost crashed, no cap.

by Candle Wick96 February 14, 2024

Sneaky slurp

When you suck someone’s ass in their sleep with a straw

An intruder performed a sneaky slurp on my sister last night.

by Thereal Ohgee November 13, 2017

herpes slurpee

when your girl been cheating, but you’ll still eat that bitch out

Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.

by imtherealslimshadyyy October 1, 2020

Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain

When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.

My friend decided to do an art exhibition and performed the Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain.

by dabatrin June 23, 2022