Slurpee Whirpee

A humorous, lighthearted euphemism for performing oral sex on a woman. Often used playfully to imply enthusiastic or affectionate participation, with a nod to the sweet and swirling nature of the act.
Last night, he gave me the best slurpee whirpee I’ve ever had.
by Stallion Lover June 14, 2025
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Slurp my Yolk

1. When your thirsty and cum is the only option.

2. When you participate in an egg fetish
1. I’m going to the break room to slurp my yolk.

2. Dude, I’m about to go slurp my yolk, I’ll talk to you later.
by Globert August 10, 2021
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slurp or derp

Slurp or derp is commonly referred to as the opposite of split or swallow, commonly referred to in the lesbian community. Slurp is to swallow as derp is to spitting.
by 9cubicfeetofwhateveryouwant February 28, 2017
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Slurp

Synonym for delicious. Also fun, amazing, gorgeous, good vibes, etc.
Examples

Describe food:
“Holy crap, that food looks slurp.”
Describe the vibe:
Last nights party was so slurpy.”

Describe people with no personality:

“Yeaaah, man. They weren’t slurp.”

People with personality:
“He’s so slurp. I loved his vibe.”
by Realwordsonly123445 June 12, 2022
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Slurp my gooch

Common phrase used to verbally express a strong desire for another to orally pleasure the area between the (penis/vagina) and the
Slurp my gooch.”
by Goochslurper October 29, 2020
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rectum slurping sloth rapist

A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.
Sid, you are as retarded as Rectum Slurping Sloth Rapist.
by BendJehovah April 18, 2014
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