A humorous, lighthearted euphemism for performing oral sex on a woman. Often used playfully to imply enthusiastic or affectionate participation, with a nod to the sweet and swirling nature of the act.
by Stallion Lover June 14, 2025

1. I’m going to the break room to slurp my yolk.
2. Dude, I’m about to go slurp my yolk, I’ll talk to you later.
2. Dude, I’m about to go slurp my yolk, I’ll talk to you later.
by Globert August 10, 2021

Slurp or derp is commonly referred to as the opposite of split or swallow, commonly referred to in the lesbian community. Slurp is to swallow as derp is to spitting.
by 9cubicfeetofwhateveryouwant February 28, 2017

by Soggymoma420 April 06, 2024

Examples
Describe food:
“Holy crap, that food looks slurp.”
Describe the vibe:
“Last nights party was so slurpy.”
Describe people with no personality:
“Yeaaah, man. They weren’t slurp.”
People with personality:
“He’s so slurp. I loved his vibe.”
Describe food:
“Holy crap, that food looks slurp.”
Describe the vibe:
“Last nights party was so slurpy.”
Describe people with no personality:
“Yeaaah, man. They weren’t slurp.”
People with personality:
“He’s so slurp. I loved his vibe.”
by Realwordsonly123445 June 12, 2022

Common phrase used to verbally express a strong desire for another to orally pleasure the area between the (penis/vagina) and the
by Goochslurper October 29, 2020

A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.
by BendJehovah April 18, 2014
