spitting nails

to be completely & utterly disgusted with something, similar to the rapid fire succesion of nails when a nail gun is used

"I was spitting nails when I saw my mom making out with my boyfriend"

by sleek13 March 3, 2009

spitting acid

the process of throwing up; emitting vomit

After the plane ride started it was only a matter of minutes before I was spitting acid.

by plegui September 14, 2009

Splitting the atom

when two guys jack off facing each other and blow at the same time, the jizz collides and splits the atom!! if you miss then its all downhill from there

nicko and damo were splitting the atom last night after a wonderful docking session and moonlight dinner

by Roskito November 5, 2010

Phone sitting

The act of remaining seated while a nearby phone rings.

I was sitting on my ass at the computer when the phone began to ring, and I decided I was to lazy and interested to get up and answer it. To make matters more annoying; the person called back twice, and hung up at the answering machine so that a dial tone echoed throughout my house for three seconds.

"Phone sitting is hilarious."

by Ken Popov January 5, 2008

its spitting

its spitting - a way of saying that its raining but not heavy and the raindrops are small

bob:ITS SPITTING!!!!!!
fred:God, its only a lil bit of rain, sheesh
bob:IM MELTING, MELTING,melting,melt......
fred: o.o wtf?!

by K3U_NICK January 7, 2012

Are you shitting inside of me?

When something is so unbelievable that the phrase "are you shitting me?" is not enough. It demonstrates that the action taking place, or the event being described is so monstrously horrific that it literally feels like someone is taking a massive shit inside of your chest. Basically, the worst feeling ever is happening, and at this point you're questioning why the fuck.

Douche: LOL I TOTALLY RAPED THIS CHILD WITH A PITCHFORK OF AIDS
Person: ...are you shitting inside of me?
Douche: ...No? But I could be.

by JustSomeFaggot September 10, 2010

Shitting My Dick

When one pushes a shit out so hard that a male's genitals shoot up into the intestine, and come screaming out of the colon like a bat out of hell, often resulting in debris, ie. colon splashes. The sensation of "shitting of one's dick" may intoxicate the shittee into sureal hallucinations of peewee's playhouse. Shitting of Dick is a result of someone going to banana sandwich trying to forcefully discharge a fart, in rare cases producing mass amounts of chocolate rain and doo doo butter. Ancient tales tell of a superior being, Lordi, who is said to collect the remnance of a dick shit.

"Glucose, chill out with the protein shakes, or you'll end up shitting your dick like last monday!"

"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"

by Dirty Uncle Red December 20, 2008