Sir Kensington's Fire Bomb

The process of dipping your balls in Fireball Whisky and running them across the eyes of a passed out victim.

I gave Sue's mom a Sir Kensington's Fire Bomb when she was passed out last night.

by Chef Chefington March 31, 2017

sir shiny

Term of affection for a policeman, with extremely shiny boots.

Oh please don't arrest me Sir Shiny, have i been a bad girl? Are you going to handcuff me?

by DottieVATmistress May 17, 2016

see ya sir

A phrase used when someone does something weird or unheard of

Man: look at all these New York license plates ( while traveling in New York)

Woman: See ya sir

by Secrettjc February 15, 2018

sir sloppy

A dickhead on Xbox

That dude we played with last night was a major sir sloppy.

by Teiculover January 18, 2017

Sir Rasmussen

When you use the male sexual organ as a monocle on another man's eye.

Mitch really loves to use the Sir Rasmussen on his boyfriends.

by Jack Beast Nimble August 31, 2013

sir pops alot

the rank one achieves after popping a specified number of zits:

1. 10 regular zits
2. 5 megazits
3. 2 pimple domes

Cody: "Oh boy! I just popped 5 megazits at the same time!"
Tom: "that's great sir pops alot"

by heythewhat February 10, 2012

Sir Lord Count Fabulon

The product of the reaction when the epic fabulosity found in tiny particles around the universe collide with the pure lordliness of a sexually confused adolescent boy. It is said to be described as the fusion between Elton John, Dr. Evil, and Snoop Dogg. Arch-nemesis of The Ocean Boy.

"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."

by Shadow Master D on Feb 10, 2012

"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."

by The Ocean Boy March 24, 2012