A description for someone when their face makes their body look like it should be short, as it it is just inherent in them, or in their sum existence and the chaos of consciousness atoms that scatter when he/she is invoked or invokes.

Steph Curry has short-body face

short-body face by Nicholas Goodman December 11, 2018

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Short Term Meme-ory Loss

When you show your friend a meme for what you think is the first time, but they inform you that its actually third time in the last couple days and you wonder if you've got dementia.

You: Check out this spicy/dank meme my guy.
Friend: Breh this youve already shown me this.
You: must be the short term meme-ory loss acting up again.

Short Term Meme-ory Loss by Adequately sticious February 2, 2019

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Short Boy Magic

For men 5”8 and under—we’re not y’all but we have other body parts to compensate ;) and will treat u better than anyone ever can

Girl #1: Sam is so short, I’m not dating someone that’s 5”6
Girl #2: He really has that short boy magic tho

Short Boy Magic by itswednesdaydudest316 September 11, 2019

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Short friend

A short friend is a lovely person. They're cute and kind of talkative and have many friends. People thinks your short friend is cute because they can't reach and they're quite funny and loveable. They've probably been in a dark place before so they're either emotional or very sensitive or just neither. You take care of your short friend because some might be a pussy but some not really. If you have a short friend people will tease them a lot and if they're mostly a girl will probably blush a lot as well, don't take them for grant, take care of them.

Daniel: hi short friend

Short friend: boy if you don't

Short friend by AHHHHHpeople.com November 4, 2019

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