The opposite of a shop assistant. After sufficient interactions with an inhibitor, the customer eventually learns to steer clear in order to achieve a purchase. In fact, these people have such poor product knowledge and so little initiative, that one wonders whether they actually still receive a paycheck, or have lost their way home after the last downsize. Miraculously, products are still sold despite the inhibitor's best efforts to stem the tide.
Bob: Did you get some of those cool widgets?
Joe: No, I went there and they said they didn't have
Bob: That's weird, I saw plenty when I was there yesterday.
Joe: Well, I asked the shop assistant...
Bob: No, you asked the shop inhibitor. Next time, just look for it yourself.
Joe: No, I went there and they said they didn't have
Bob: That's weird, I saw plenty when I was there yesterday.
Joe: Well, I asked the shop assistant...
Bob: No, you asked the shop inhibitor. Next time, just look for it yourself.
by murraybiscuit January 21, 2014
Get the Shop inhibitormug. A place you go to jerk off two dwarfs at the same time then add soy sauce then you spit it up in the air, catch it back in your mouth, and swallow it.
What’s your plan for the day?
Ugh, I have to go to the Worcestershire Shop.
Ah man, it’s gonna be one of those days!
Ugh, I have to go to the Worcestershire Shop.
Ah man, it’s gonna be one of those days!
by smallest bird November 4, 2021
Get the worcestershire shopmug. An enclosed building filled with retail stores, little boutiques, restaurants and in some cases activities and entertainment. The shopping mall is where shoppers go to find those great deals.
by www.theweeklydeals.com September 29, 2018
Get the shopping mallmug. A shop story is a good story involving retail thriftiness. It usually involves saving vast amounts of unexpected money on a major purchase or purchases. It can involve a really good sale or it can involve a deal no one else can match.
I went to the store yesteday and purchased a $120 chair for fifty bucks. The details are a good shop story.
by kat51 May 12, 2009
Get the shop storymug. I am a little skeptical about this whole vaccine thing, I will be waiting a bit, vaccine shopping if you will.
by slweeb April 17, 2021
Get the vaccine shoppingmug. Brothel, place where people have sex. Not always paying for sex but place people have lots of none-committal sex.
by scipioil December 5, 2013
Get the bang shopmug. by Violetwill February 4, 2018
Get the tea shopmug.