Shitny

Australian slang, used in many areas other than Sydney to refer to Sydney being a shit hole

Oi mate, have you seen what happened in Shitny recently. You can see where they get the name from.

by ProfessorCBS October 29, 2018

Shitory

1. A story that stinks and is not worth listening.
2. A story about someone's shit, literal or figurative.

shit + story = shitory

John: So, I was on the bus today and guess what happened?
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.

Mark: Guess what I saw in my shit today?
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.

Louis: She's going through a tough phase with Jack.
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.

by DenOfDEVil November 18, 2018

Shitty Instagrammer

They have 1K followers but follows 10K.

hey jimmy is a shitty instagrammer.

by fuckfaceandtoes January 3, 2019

Shitty Wank Demon

A weird Youtube creature that stalks through Youtube looking for the next victim. May or may not have a virus in the video, but is otherwise harmless.
The video is of a claymation guy pooping and then blowing his load on his feces, and a rabbit humanoid creature pops out and gives him 3 wishes. The guy wishes for a castle and one appears but it's made of poop and cum. Then he asks for a boat and a boat made of poop appears, and then he asks to go home and is teleported to a world made of poop and wank.
Another video has a person (maybe the same dude from the first) doing the same as before but in a toilet, so the shitty wank demon's wife appears and throws poop like a chimp.

Don't go to the Shitty Wank Demon's world, it is made of raw sewage.

by happyatcommonsense March 26, 2019

Shitty Sean

What mir called sean because he missed 5 layups in a row

Wassup shitty sean

by BaldCrackHead May 30, 2019

Shitty Punky

A Shitty Punky is performed correctly when you tie a bandana around the knee of a woman who has had a breast reduction, defecate on her chest, then thrust your erect penis between the shit smeared mounds of scar tissue.

I'd give that Angelina Jolie a shitty punky!

by Frank Sheckler June 4, 2019

Shitory

The history of pooping and other pooping activities

My huge dump I took today will go down in SHITORY

by Shitstorian July 25, 2019