Me: Shane you good
Shane: NO I JUST VOMITED WEED YOU DUMB BITCH is what I would say
Real Shane: I just vomited like 5 grams Rex, I hate myself but you don't know what's gonna happen till you try it
Shane: NO I JUST VOMITED WEED YOU DUMB BITCH is what I would say
Real Shane: I just vomited like 5 grams Rex, I hate myself but you don't know what's gonna happen till you try it
by AverageNutter November 11, 2020

Never boring, always down. This chica is the most fun-loving and down to earth person that you have the chance of meeting. May be a vegetarian, may be a degenerate. However she's 10000000% guaranteed to be a top quality person. Can probably put together a mean charcuterie board within minutes, and stays stacked on the good good cheese.
Damn, Shaneli! This goat cheese?
by Boobsy247 December 28, 2021

Some random black guy who is a level 100 freak and a level 1 crook. He has no money, no bitches, and no skill at games. He does however have the most amazing and wonderful and extraordinary best friend any person should wish for and is lucky to have him. This guy has a chode.
Person 1: Hey do you know Shane Green?
Person 2: Unfortunately I remember some fucking camo pants he wore that sucked. I hope someone pees on them.
Person 2: Unfortunately I remember some fucking camo pants he wore that sucked. I hope someone pees on them.
by The only guy that knows his sh January 1, 2025

by wotboa July 12, 2012

by NigNag95 September 28, 2025

To actively blame someone for the ways that you yourself victimize them. Transferring all of your negative qualities onto them and using those lies to slander them.
You are totally Shane shaming me for drinking some wine! You were stalking and trying to kill me. It's the other way around!
by Victim shaming, slander April 21, 2023

Beautiful blue eyes, blonde hair, very naughty, sometimes irritating but is fun. Will also do anything for a girl
by Peezy P January 10, 2019
