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sebastian theis

did u see that enormous penis?
Yeah, that most belong to Sebastian theis
by itsyourboy420boy December 23, 2016
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Sebastian

A handsome man with a heart of gold. May be short but his temper is not.
MEANT TO BE with a woman (or other) starting with F,L or A
Sebastian you short mf
by Guruofloveandstuff June 2, 2022
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Sebastian

Sebastian is a full sender except when it comes to girls he is the biggest pussy out there. He hates soccer but will support any friends he has who are playing. He is outgoing except when he is tired but almost all the time he sends it to the max. Sebastians usually look great with frosty tips but he matches the complete snowboarder vibe. His type of girl is one that’s also somewhat outgoing or one who is open to try new things. Hey loves a girl who snowboards or sails. He is handsome very dark sense of humour and overall a panty dropper. He is shy when it comes to girls and will often give a friendly vibe to anyone but has a hard time with the ladies
Guy1: did u here about Sebastian
Guy 2: no what did he do
Guy1: he jumped off of a 20ft Clift on his snowboard
by Larget3stical November 4, 2019
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sebastian telfair

Shortie: you know your d*cks bigger than sebastian telfair?
Myself: really?
Shortie: yeah its nothing to be proud of, his peen game is worse than his basketball game.
by Rockawayboyz August 1, 2022
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sebastian bridgeman

Sebastian bridgeman is a certified sender the man has a tiny peen but he still gets all the ladies
by Sebbb2233 September 17, 2019
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Sebastian

HUGE COCK. I MEAN HUGE. LADIES BEWARE, THIS MAN WILL FUCK YOU UP.
That horses cock is smaller then sebastian’s.
by Bob “Sexy” McDougle November 21, 2023
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