Shoonscrolling

Shitting gooning and doom scrolling at the same time simultaneously

Guy 1: hey why is it so loud in the bathroom
Guy 2: oh guy 3 is just shoonscrolling
Guy 1: what

*Meanwhile*

Guy 3: eaungh *shoons aggressively*

by Shoonscroller67 October 22, 2025

Soon

What game developers say to get people to stay hyped while the game/update is nowhere near close to being finished.

“Stop asking when the update is, it’s coming soon.”

by Nocturnal Koala October 23, 2025

soon

in about 10 years; never

guys update is soon

by guysupdatemightbesoon October 27, 2025

soon

Never, or in a large period of time; almost 80 years.

“The Roblox Ink Game update comes out soon!”

by DamagedOC October 29, 2025

soon

When people glaze Taylor Swift and say that they’ll stop “soon”, which means never, or in almost 80 years.

“The Taylor Swift glaze will end soon.”

by DamagedOC October 29, 2025

Shoon

Taking a shit and gooning at the same time

Yo bro ima go shoon

by diddyblud6741 November 29, 2025

soon

A word Lil Bibby uses to keep Juice WRLD fans permanently trapped in a never-ending side quest called Waiting For The Album. Commonly deployed when he needs to buy himself 3-5 more geological eras before dropping anything.

When Bibby says "soon," time loses meaning, calendars become decoration, and fans enter a state known as Temporal Delusion, where they still believe music might drop this year.

Synonyms:
not today, not tomorrow, not ever probably, the next millennium, the next ice age, in another lifetime

Examples:
“Bibby said it’s dropping soon.”
Translation: Prepare your grandchildren for the release party.

“Bro, Bibby said the album dropping soon.”
Translation: See you in 2037.

by P3rk_St3v0 November 30, 2025