Screw

A prison officer

Prisoner’fuck off you “screw”

by @o0183839 October 11, 2022

Screwing with Reality

When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.

Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."

Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

Screw

v. to fuck

joe: dude i totally screw natalie last night
josh: no way dude was it good

by natalie_118 May 18, 2018

Death Screw

(Verb)
1. Fucking someone so hard they die

(Noun)
2. A screw to kill someone with

Ethan got death screwed last night. Now that is a good way to go out.

by anonymous November 28, 2023

screw

a gorilla/ape

Wow dude look at that screw over there!

Yea he’s ugly as hell haha!

by elliottsucks June 3, 2019

Screwed

When your Knowingly and deceptively Imvites her not Inappropriate friends over When you’re going through a breakup and need to get drunk with the inappropriate ones

Amy really screwed missy and emily by inviting these goody two shoes over

by Screwed big time May 22, 2020

fruit snack screwed

when u get a pack of fruit snacks and the majority of them are yellows

My friend tim got fruit snack screwed

by arae91 December 30, 2010