A sexual act involving at least one person with a penis in which the performer engages the penis in an act of oral sex until the penis is sufficiently erect. At which point a full mug of freshly brewed hot chocolate is poured upon the erect penis after being promptly removed from the performer's mouth. This is then followed by excessive striking upon the erect penis in an aggressive slapping motion.
Guy 1: Hey bro, how'd your date go?
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.
by Fapples December 6, 2022
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Daaaamn bro, Astolfo and I really overdid it on the lube last night. You might even say we was slappin' and blappin'!
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by Jeffrey D C January 11, 2008
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Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!
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by Shokaboo October 21, 2008
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by bri_ruca September 14, 2009
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May also be used as an insult when no good ones will come to mind.
May also be used as an insult when no good ones will come to mind.
by renidragger October 2, 2010
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