Daylight Saving Time

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.

Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?

by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019

Save-A-Shut

1: The act of not shuting your van door when you get out because you know you are going to get back in shortly, in an effort to preserve the door mechanism.
2: The act of telling someone to, in a sense, shut up.
3: The act of saving or preserving anything, be it physical or otherwise.

1: "Hey, why don't you save-a-shut on that door?"
2: "How about you save-a-shut on that story?"
3: "You've had five beers already, how about you save-a-shut."

by Ralph Littlefield February 19, 2009

Dayshite savings

The shitty feeling that you get when you realize you lost an hour of sleep on daylight savings.

Man, im getting the dayshite savings right now.

by Reed1103 March 13, 2018

captain save a hoe

throwing pearls at a swine. someone who tries to change a hoe who cant be changed or wont.

that guys a captain save a hoe, a rich client of a prostitute

by pinhe_ad December 24, 2023

save crave

A situation in a video game where you haven't saved your progress in a long time, and you feel nervous when the next opportunity you will have to do so.

Guy 1: How do you not have save crave right now? I've just watched you play this video game for an hour, and you have yet to save the game!

Guy 2: I know what I'm doing.

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018

irrelevant save-facing

1. Attempting to save face even though everyone sees right through your attempts to avoid embarrassment.

2. Being a pedantic nuisance.

"I swear I don't know how that stuff got on my computer!"

"Dude, this is some irrelevant save-facing, just admit you're a furry"

by b0nes_malone October 16, 2023

Save a Prayer

You saw me standing by the wall corner of a main street
And the lights are flashing on your window sill
All alone ain't much fun so you're looking for the thrill
And you know just what it takes and where to go

Don't save a prayer for me now

Save it til the morning after
No don't say a prayer for me now

Save it til the morning after

Feel the breeze deep on the inside look you down into the well
If you can you'll see the world in all his fire
Take a chance like all dreamers can't find another way
You don't have to dream it all, just live a day

Don't say a prayer for me now
Save it 'til the morning after
No don't say a prayer for me now
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after

Pretty looking road I try to hold the rising floods that fill my skin
Don't ask me why I'll keep my promise melt the ice
And you wanted to dance so I asked you to dance
But fear is in your soul
Some people call it a one night stand but we can call it paradise

Don't say a prayer for me now
Save it til the morning after
No don't say a prayer for me now
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after (doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Save a prayer 'til the morning after
Save a prayer 'til the morning after
Save a prayer 'til the morning after
Save a prayer 'til the morning after
Save a prayer 'til the morning after
Save a prayer 'til the morning after

by Death Menace May 15, 2023